P. xx. Everyone gets so sarcastic and aggressive.
P. xx. WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF
P. xx. [ a sketch of a pair of scissors with legs ]
P. xx. [ a sketch of a hypnotized-looking duck with "2% Productivity" written next to it ]
P. xx. Having a long distance boyfriend is like losing your mind. You make me so tired and happy. Why can't I talk to my own body? Your question is stupider than ever and it lounges around being a total weirdo. We spent a long time laughing at a phone which is an object, and then we published a video of it! Put a hand to your heart and laugh at an object, feel the veins in your legs coming to a standstill. Make a series of videos of you laughing at objects. A dishrag. A hedgehog skeleton. A tampon in a wrapper. This is the beginning of the explanation of your life. A spaghetti bag. A great magnet with a sophisticated visual joke on it. Now you can begin to understand. What will fix your problems? Electricity. Love. A's. Good skin. When you move the borders it will change everything. You get on a plane, you smell like Tabac Blond, your chest is one solid eraser with nothing inside.
P. xx. [ A series of sentences written in backwards cursive ]
P. xx. My life, 2 or 3 feet at a time. Regular stuff. My own office, cowboy landing. How can lake water make a wave?
P. xx. Snap out of your beautiful corporate snap-pants. You are the truest endless NIINA in this room. Points for teeth, nails.
P. xx. [ A picture of a man petting a dog ]
P. xx. How much do you think I know about Pokemon?
P. xx. Towards clawless